Naughty for Noah

Welcome to our "Dude-oir" series where we will feature the brave and bold men of The Full Monty. 

Say hello to Noah "Horse" T. Simmons, the man who puts the "Mac" in McDonald's... He may be shifty at 50 but don't put 'em out to pasture yet ladies! He's a Sassy Lover Bear who tells it like it is.

What’s your sign?

How would you describe your personality?
Kind, Sassy, Coco Tiger of Love

What is your ideal date?
Me feeding you chocolate covered strawberries

Favorite color and how that reflects your personality?
Purple ...Calm, Fierce, Extravagant

What are your hobbies?
Well these days stay home with my Aunt and her cats. Making sure they don't mistake cat food for Pate

Do you have any pets?
I do.... well we do, my Aunt and I .....12 lovely cats... Did I say 12...? 12.

What’s your favorite cocktail?
Any drink with a Cherry in it.

Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night Owl baby all the way

What’s your idea of a perfect day?
A Nice cool breeze, and a nice drink by the pool with my Foxy Lady right next to me

Are you an adventurous person?
Absolutely! I just went Skydiving  yesterday.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes. I believe in Red Hotttttt fire LOVE AT 1ST SIGHT!

Do you have any nicknames?

If you had 3 wishes from a genie, what would you wish for?
My own house, a Foxy Lady, another Foxy Lady

What are your favorite recipes?
Homemade Mac and Cheese from scratch. None of that Kraft stuff.

What kind of things do you like to do for fun?
Dancing with a private dancer

What are your turn ons?
A foxy lady who knows how to handle a Stratocaster

What are your turn-offs?

The Full Monty

Book by Terrence McNally, Music and Lyrics by David Yazbek

Directed by Kate Austin-Gröen

November 2 – November 30, 2019

“A loser becomes, for just a few minutes, a winner.” -The New York Times

Six unemployed steelworkers in Buffalo, New York are miserable. They have no cash and no prospects. Meanwhile, they discover their wives going crazy over male strippers. The men set out to make some quick cash showing off their “real men” bodies by becoming strippers themselves. As the guys work through their fears, self-consciousness and anxieties, they find the courage to “let it all hang out.” Based on the cult hit film of the same name and a ten-time Tony Award nominee, The Full Monty is a raucous, pop/rock musical send up of gender expectations and stereotypes that takes it all off in the most anticipated closing number of any show

Playing at Lincoln Center Magnolia Theatre – 417 West Magnolia Street